IUD and ME

Nov 2, 2016 by

You and your girls are sitting around having a conversation about birth control, condoms, dick, men, relationships, your body, what it rejects, what it accepts, what you not gon do and what you’re allergic to. But at least one of you are considering getting an IUD. It’s you isn’t’ it. Once you mention the dreaded IUD, your friends will tell you the horror stories of what they heard, and what the side effects are, even if they never in life had an IUD. Girl, don’t get no damn IUD you will get a PID and then won’t be able to have a K.I.D. Girl, you crazy, my friends’ sister had an IUD and went into toxic shock and died. Girl, what? You don’t need to have no strange device in you just sitting there...

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Imaginary Playmates

Oct 5, 2016 by

No matter how much you like him, no matter how much time you spend together, no matter how many times and how many different positions you have sex, no matter how many times you let him hit it raw, no matter how many times you cooked him dinner, no matter how many times you went out on dates, no matter how many times you gave him head, no matter how many times you met his “sister,” no matter how many times you met his trifling ass mama, no matter how cool his mans annem is and how many times they showed you love, no matter how many times he slept over your house, no matter how many times you let him take you to get your kids from school or “Nana” house, no matter...

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Put It In My Name

Oct 4, 2016 by

Some folks have social media because they want to keep their “friends” updated on every thing that they do, every emotion that they are feeling and every one that they got beef with.  They legit want you to know what is going on, even if you are not their FB friend and you happen to come across them on a mutual friends post, yes, they want you to know what’s going on in their life as well! So instead of risking everybody NOT seeing what they have going on they have found a clever way to keep you abreast of all of their emotions. They put it in their name. Yes honey!  If you absolutely need and want everyone to know what’s on your mind and you don’t want to type it in the...

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7 THINGS YOU SHOULD DOUBLE DOG NOT GIVE A SHIT/FUCK ABOUT AS AN ADULT...

Sep 29, 2016 by

It is just too damn exhausting to give a shit sometimes.   That’s just the bottom line.   Life is hectic as is! And if you’re anything like me, your mind is constantly on the run, you are always trying to improve yourself,  you have kids, school, work, a business and you know what? Even if you’re not as busy, giving a shit is still exhausting.  Chances are you’ve been in enough shit to last you a life time and you’ve just had enough of giving a shit about shit! Listen, it doesn’t take turning 40 or having a baby to stop giving a shit.  Pay attention to what drains you and stop giving a shit about THAT THING…NOW! You will know exactly when you are losing the good fight to hold on to the shits to...

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CAN YOU AFFORD ME?

Sep 16, 2016 by

Can I get a whoop whoop! Yes honey lets jump right into this here debate about men, money, women, lifestyles and what not!  But see the issue already is in what you are thinking right now when the question is asked, “Can You Afford Me?”  If you are a male reading this, instantly you got defensive, aggravated and probably called me a bitch. But read on brother, let me learn you something right quick. You probably thought that this was about a woman, wanting to know if a man can afford to buy her material things.  You probably thought this was a question asked by an immature female wanting to know can you finance her bundles or ass injections.  If that is what you were thinking, you have some maturing to do as well....

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Single Dope Female Chronicles: Love In This Club...

Sep 13, 2016 by

Being single is not a bad thing, but when you are open to dating, subconsciously looking for a mate, you have to deal with a lot of characters.  This is what finding the perfect mate is made of!  You go on dates, you filter out what you want and don’t want, the world is yours, the choice is yours, you are the captain of this ship called life and you are in charge of who you let in your life and who you let stay.  So on that note, I goes out last Saturday because I am a single dope female, open to some testosterone activities and what not.  I went to a few spots with some friends, the first stop was the 40/40 which two out of the 4 of us had never been...

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